Educational Policy Maker T-Shirts

Crowded Schools

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What it will take to give all our children a world-class education...money.

Public Schools

"It's very simple... you give up your students' First Amendment rights and you get to keep your academic freedom. Mostly."

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's play?'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Think Tank

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

Obama Healthcare.