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'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'

'Can we 'dumb it down' a bit, Mrs. Whipplemore?'

'Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?'

'You can take a student's phone away, but you're supposed to give it back after class, not sell it on eBay.'

'Personally, I hope the striking teachers never reach agreement with management.'

Good morning children. With the merger of our educational services with the neighbouring council, we need to revisit some basic principles...

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Jerry Brown.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The spend is high

Danger ahead for the US economy.

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

The Eurozone Explained

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'I object!'

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Ryan Crossing

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Health care success #4

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"It's a fair COP26."

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

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