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"We could get the unemployed to mark the Sats Tests."

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

Surge Plans.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Trickledown economics

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

NHS recruitment.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

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'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'