School Policy Reformer T-Shirts

"We're undertaking an aggressive approach to student obesity. We call it, "No Behind Left on a Student.""

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Budget

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Lessons have been learned.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Bureau of Power to the People

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

New dunce caps

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'