Education Policy Maker Gifts

'Sorry son. You're not special. You've just got crap teachers.'

OFSTED

"I know I told you monsters weren't real, son, but the one under your bed happens to be very real."

'What we teach and how we teach it!'

Education Scores: 'This is unacceptable! We must do something!'

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

ESSA Disaggregate Statistics

"If I'm consistently underperforming, shouldn't I be getting some targeted support?"

"School? Why do you want me to contribute to an already overburdened educational system?"

"I know class sizes are being reduced, but I didn't think classroom sizes would be reduced too!"

"If they're not cutting back on teachers, how come we now have a three-hour lunch period?"

'I've reprimanded the staff, Minister and told them you've cancelled the seaside trip to Harrogate.'

"Try telling that to the Kansas Board of Education."

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'

School with math class, black math and gay math.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Education Act of 1870 - Quarrelling

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's play?'

E.U. Banking Union.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme