Education Policy Wonk Gifts

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

"That's the parents' section."

"Mr Yomp sent you a consultation bill for the conference with you about his son Wally."

School kid calls 911.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

E.U. Banking Union.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Obama Healthcare.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

"Tariffs"

Rock and a Hard Place

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Pennies for People, Billions for War

'What I have to do first?!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.