Education Policy Pundit Gifts

"Sometimes I forget you're a Republican."

Hate Platforms

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Invade/Fail/Deny

All-Purpose Obamatoon

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"The Nominees"

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

The Difference Between Us and Them

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Half a house is better than none.

Euro Bomb