Education Policy Pundit Pillows

"Sometimes I forget you're a Republican."

Hate Platforms

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"The Nominees"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Euro Bomb

Half a house is better than none.

"Give him his food."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"