Educational Policy Aficionado Pillows

Army Recruitment - 'I'd like to join the PC Brigade.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

The Public Option

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

NHS recruitment.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

American Heroes in the Age of Trump

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

The Report from on High

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

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'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'