Educational Policy Aficionado Prints

Army Recruitment - 'I'd like to join the PC Brigade.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

Surge Plans.

Trickledown economics

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

NHS recruitment.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'