Education Reform Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you realize that the only change we have had, in this school, is in our school telephone number?"

The Un-Level Playing Field

"What did you expect from a failing educational system?"

"Ah, Miss Brimsley, I ask you: Which one of us has truly failed?"

Betsy DeVos bulldozes public schools.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Try telling that to the Kansas Board of Education."

Labour - Building schools for the future....to pay for.

Grim Reaper: Ofsted

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

'I have to stay in school till I'm 18? -- Is there any chance of a buyout?'

Striking teachers march as man stands with sign: 'Will teach for food'.

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

"I should think they have been scrapped. There was never any need for them in the first place."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Budget

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Lessons have been learned.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

New dunce caps

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'