Education Policy Wonk Pillows

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

"That's the parents' section."

"Mr Yomp sent you a consultation bill for the conference with you about his son Wally."

School kid calls 911.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"National security adviser"

E.U. Banking Union.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Obama Healthcare.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'What I have to do first?!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Tariffs"

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Rock and a Hard Place

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'