School Photo Humorists Gifts

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Teacher's pet dog

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

Back to school: The Horror,

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

Mice taking lessons.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'