School Hall Habitué Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for the school hall habitué? Our collection features witty and entertaining products that celebrate their love for school life. Ideal for teachers, students, or staff who thrive in the bustling school environment. Whether it’s a humorous mug or a quirky print, these gifts bring a smile and a sense of camaraderie, making their school days even more memorable.

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'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.' mockup

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

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Jazz is Invented

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The Giamatti era

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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Don't you hate...

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'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?' mockup

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

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"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label." mockup

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

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"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor." mockup

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

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Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.' mockup

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

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"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined." mockup

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

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"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

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"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?" mockup

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

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'Standard release form - in case anything goes wrong during the delivery.'

'Standard release form - in case anything goes wrong during the delivery.' mockup

'Standard release form - in case anything goes wrong during the delivery.'

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"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework." mockup

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

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'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.' mockup

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

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Home Economics with an Attitude... mockup

Home Economics with an Attitude...

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Teacher's Lounge

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"What am I going to do with you two?" mockup

"What am I going to do with you two?"

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"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!" mockup

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

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Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin mockup

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

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'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.' mockup

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

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'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.' mockup

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

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"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"

"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!" mockup

"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"

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'Don't worry. Dying is the last thing you're going to do.'

'Don't worry. Dying is the last thing you're going to do.' mockup

'Don't worry. Dying is the last thing you're going to do.'

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"Great news, Mr. Corrigan...the large, life-threatening hump we removed from your back turned out to be your attorney..."

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan...the large, life-threatening hump we removed from your back turned out to be your attorney..." mockup

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan...the large, life-threatening hump we removed from your back turned out to be your attorney..."

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Don't tell me, you want another sick note!

Don't tell me, you want another sick note! mockup

Don't tell me, you want another sick note!

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Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included. mockup

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

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Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

Yes, I have one right next door to a school! mockup

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

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"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen."

"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen." mockup

"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen."

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"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?" mockup

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"

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'Y'all come back soon, now, hear?' mockup

'Y'all come back soon, now, hear?'

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"Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of school supplies."

"Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of school supplies." mockup

"Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of school supplies."

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"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname." mockup

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."

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School Hall Habitué Gifts Collection

School Hall Habitué Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for the school hall habitué? Dive into our collection and find the perfect funny coffee cup to brighten their day.

School Hall Habitué Pillows

Browse our fun pillows that capture the lively school atmosphere. A delightful gift for the school hall habitué to add personality to any space.

School Hall Habitué Prints

Explore our vibrant prints celebrating school life. Great for decorating and honoring the school hall habitué’s spirited personality.

School Hall Habitué T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the school hall habitué. Perfect for those who love to wear their school spirit with a smile.