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'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

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The Giamatti era

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Don't you hate...

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Standard release form - in case anything goes wrong during the delivery.'

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Home Economics with an Attitude...

Teacher's Lounge

"What am I going to do with you two?"

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

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'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"

'Don't worry. Dying is the last thing you're going to do.'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan...the large, life-threatening hump we removed from your back turned out to be your attorney..."

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Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen."

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"

'Y'all come back soon, now, hear?'

"Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of school supplies."

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."