School Funding Analyst Gifts

Charter Schools take school funding from the bedrock of US public education.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

The meaning of life...

'Fellas, I swear I'll get you the money! Remember the money was for my kid's education.'

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

"It drives me crazy when people whine about discrepancies in school funding..."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

'Ah, another grant has come through.'

'With the school's dire budget problems, we're now teaching math by charging ten dollars for the course, as well as the same amount for each of your other classes'

'Don't forget there'll be 5 tests on this later children.'

Crowded Schools

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

The New Schools Policy In Full.

"It's the only way we could find funding for the school's football program."

With education costs on the rise, many schools are looking for alternative ways to raise funds.

School Budgets

Chris Woodhead.

School Budgets Suffer During Great Recession

"Breaking news: struggling, retired Chicago municipal worker has trouble making payments on second Porsche."

"I know my grades are straight 'Cs,' but don't I get some credit for consistency?"

"If you ask me, school funding should skip the middleman and just pay me to study harder!"

"When asked what they would do now that NCLB is no longer, 95% of teachers said, with a sigh of relief....teach. The other 5% were too busy correcting papers to answer the survey."

"I'm sure you would bring many things the school. Pupil funding being the most important."

Smelly Sneaker.

'Could I interest you in some of my son's school raffle tickets?'