Education Policy Analyst Gifts

The New Schools Policy In Full.

'Don't forget there'll be 5 tests on this later children.'

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Data From a Truck

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

social services cuts

The Problem with World Population Growth

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"We've been cancelled."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Surge Plans.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Dictator, Interrupted

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.