School Food Critic Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a school food critic? Delight them with products that blend humor and appreciation for their discerning palate. Our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their dedication to evaluating school lunches. Whether they love sharing their reviews or just enjoy a good laugh about school food, these gifts add a personal and humorous touch to their day. Find something unique that speaks to their creative interest and makes their praise (or playful critique) even more enjoyable.

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'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.' mockup

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media." mockup

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly." mockup

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?" mockup

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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6 Brothers Falafel

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?' mockup

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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"Rump roast?"

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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"You say your crème needs more Brulée?" mockup

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?" mockup

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.' mockup

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

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'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?' mockup

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

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'Needs salt!'

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Pastry Hat

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"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing." mockup

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

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Kitchen Kapers

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make! mockup

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

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"This is our soft opening."

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"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables." mockup

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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School Food Critic Gifts Collection

School Food Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs and witty sayings perfect for school food critics. Find a coffee companion that makes them smile.

School Food Critic Pillows

Relax with pillows that reflect their passion for evaluating school meals. Bright, humorous, and charming, these pillows make a great gift.

School Food Critic Prints

Decorate with prints that highlight their love for school food and humor. A perfect way for them to personalize their space.

School Food Critic T-Shirts

Discover fun and creative t-shirts that celebrate the art of school food critique. Perfect for casual wear and showing off their fun personality.