School Food Gifts

Pink slime hot dogs.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"School lunch was pretty good today."

"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

Bulk School Mince.

"What are you making, Norma?"

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'