School Food Pillows

Pink slime hot dogs.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"School lunch was pretty good today."

"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

Bulk School Mince.

"What are you making, Norma?"

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'