School Cook Pillows

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"What are you making, Norma?"

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Hungry child

A heart shaped cake

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Beach Barbecue

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Children's Feast.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'