School Event Avoider Gifts

If you know someone who masterfully sidesteps school events, our collection of funny and thoughtful products offers the perfect way to acknowledge their unique approach. From sarcastic mugs to playful t-shirts, each item captures the spirit of an expert avoider. Whether they’re avoiding PTA meetings or school plays, our creatively themed gifts add humor and personality. Show them you appreciate their sneaky skills with a gift that’s as witty and inventive as they are.

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"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers." mockup

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

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Sloaney Pony.

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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity." mockup

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder." mockup

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!' mockup

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

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Serious Putty

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"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity." mockup

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

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Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background. mockup

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

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Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants. mockup

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

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"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I hope you don't call that a party face." mockup

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

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'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!' mockup

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

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I am your BIGGEST fan!

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People who work-from-home, annual get together.

People who work-from-home, annual get together. mockup

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

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Nervous at a party.

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'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?' mockup

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'. mockup

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

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"You've got to blurb me to her."

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'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.' mockup

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

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'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.' mockup

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

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'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.' mockup

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

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"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people." mockup

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

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"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!" mockup

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

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"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts." mockup

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?" mockup

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

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"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss." mockup

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

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Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!' mockup

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

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'Is he expecting you?'

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"Any apologies for absence?"

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"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..." mockup

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

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'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!' mockup

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

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"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication." mockup

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

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School Event Avoider Gifts Collection

School Event Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate the school event avoider in your life. Perfect for their coffee breaks or sneaky sips.

School Event Avoider Pillows

Browse our playful pillows that say it all—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their favorite space while honoring their avoidance skills.

School Event Avoider Prints

Check out our witty prints that capture the spirit of sidestepping school activities with humor and style. Great for decorating their space with personality.

School Event Avoider T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the master avoider—witty, fun, and suited for anyone who prefers to skip school events while staying stylish.