Business Event Avoider Gifts

If you know someone who would rather dodge the crowd than attend another business event, our collection offers witty and fun products that capture their spirit. Perfect for those who prefer solo adventures or lounging at home, these gifts speak to their unique approach to socializing. Find something that makes them smile and possibly even shrug off those dreaded meetings with humor.

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"I know you always look forward to these business events."

"I know you always look forward to these business events." mockup

"I know you always look forward to these business events."

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Sloaney Pony.

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!' mockup

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder." mockup

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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Trade Show Sherpas

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"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

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'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.' mockup

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

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'I'll take it!'

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"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity." mockup

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

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"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?" mockup

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

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Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background. mockup

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I hope you don't call that a party face." mockup

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

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I am your BIGGEST fan!

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'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.' mockup

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

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'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!' mockup

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

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People who work-from-home, annual get together.

People who work-from-home, annual get together. mockup

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

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Nervous at a party.

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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"You've got to blurb me to her."

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'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.' mockup

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

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'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.' mockup

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

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Do' you have the time?'

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"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people." mockup

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

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'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.' mockup

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?" mockup

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

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"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss." mockup

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

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'Is he expecting you?'

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4th of July and PTSD

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"Any apologies for absence?"

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"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..." mockup

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

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'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!' mockup

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

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Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!' mockup

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

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Business Event Avoider Gifts Collection

Business Event Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the business event avoider—great for mornings when skipping meetings is their only agenda.

Business Event Avoider Pillows

Discover comfy pillows that humorously highlight the joys of avoiding the business crowd, adding a touch of wit to any space.

Business Event Avoider Prints

Browse our prints that capture the essence of avoiding business events with humor—ideal for decorating a personal retreat or home office.

Business Event Avoider T-Shirts

Find playful t-shirts that speak to those who prefer solitude over socializing—perfect for the introvert in your life.