Scholarly Snacker Pillows

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Jewish Geometry

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Breakfast surreal.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"We grind our own catnip."

The four major food groups.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

The Fast-Science Strip

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Supermarket Aisles.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'