Scholarly Pupper Gifts

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

The Giamatti era

Too big to fail

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Medical Student

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

Preschools for Dogs

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Discipline at Doggy School

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

Doggy Peer Pressure

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

You read the instructions upside down.

I Wonder if They can Think…

How to be your own best friend...

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'