Scholar Life Gifts

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ethics exam cheater.

The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

University Soapflakes

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Good Luck!

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).