Schadenfreude Appreciator Pillows

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

I Pagliacci

Good Kitty No More.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Bravo!

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Clown Airbags.

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Hedgehogs revenge.