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Lanes Closed for Spite

Schadenfreude Monthly

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Discus accidents.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

Bug bomb squad.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"How the mighty have fallen!"

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

"Worse Off Alumni Quarterly"

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

More Hamptons

Revenge of the little fish.

"I wish I could arrange my timeline according to who's the most miserable."

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.