Schadenfreude Fan Gifts

Lanes Closed for Spite

Schadenfreude Monthly

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Discus accidents.

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Bug bomb squad.

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"How the mighty have fallen!"

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

"Worse Off Alumni Quarterly"

Hang in there, hugs – pretty soon we'll be more popular than ever.

"I wish I could arrange my timeline according to who's the most miserable."

More Hamptons

Revenge of the little fish.

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'