Schadenfreude Fans Pillows

"Nothing is more aggravating than someone else's good luck."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Back in 5 minutes!

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The Rugby Throw Up.

Angela Merkel

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Discus accidents.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

Bug bomb squad.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

"Worse Off Alumni Quarterly"

Revenge of the little fish.

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"I wish I could arrange my timeline according to who's the most miserable."

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"

"Relax, Honey. People are always mistaking me for Death!...I'm his sister, Middle-Age."

"But Narcissus, you're not allowed to choose yourself."