Schadenfreude Fans Prints

"Nothing is more aggravating than someone else's good luck."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Back in 5 minutes!

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The Rugby Throw Up.

Angela Merkel

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Discus accidents.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Bug bomb squad.

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Worse Off Alumni Quarterly"

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

Revenge of the little fish.

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"I wish I could arrange my timeline according to who's the most miserable."

BILL & YADDA-YADDA GATES foundation

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Schadenfreude Monthly

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"

"Relax, Honey. People are always mistaking me for Death!...I'm his sister, Middle-Age."