Saint Bernard Fan Prints

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Claus 2.0

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

Pete Sampras

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I don't believe in you!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Yo ho ho!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'