Schadenfreude Appreciator Prints

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Dog steals a cricket ball.

I Pagliacci

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Good Kitty No More.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Bravo!

Clown Airbags.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'

Hedgehogs revenge.