Accident Prone Appreciator Prints

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'The good news is we've found life on Mars. The bad news is we ran over it.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Clown Airbags.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Deadpan Delivery.

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Hedgehogs revenge.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

The End.