Scent Sultan Gifts

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Fumes from furniture

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"What pheromone are you using?"

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

At the animal perfume fair.

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

Nostrildamus.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

An Ottoman Resurgence?

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.