Scent Prophet Gifts

Nostrildamus.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Do you smell something?"

"Oh, I can't complain"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Love your feng shui!"

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

The Speculators

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!