Plant-based Prophet Gifts

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Moses on the web

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Pie Filling Reader

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Love your feng shui!"

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

The Speculators

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

"That's our projected sales."

doom.com

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

End of world nigh!!!

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."