Culinary Prophet Gifts

"The fact that you forecast the winner of the TV cooking contest does NOT make you a chef!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Avocado Timeline

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Namasteak"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Chef makes a cook book.

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Food Blog

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"To beat or not to beat."

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?