Scent Sentimentalist Gifts

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I want a pony!"

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Storage Unit of Love

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

Newton's Cradle Romance

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Forbidden love.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."