Scent Sentimentalist Mugs

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I want a pony!"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Storage Unit of Love

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"What pheromone are you using?"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Forbidden love.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"