Wedding Sentimentalist Gifts

'You seem upset. Is it because I took down our wedding photo, and replaced it with a photo of a buck I got last week.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"I want a pony!"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Barbara Cartland

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

Forbidden love.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. Is it manly to keep a diary? I've thought of journaling, to help me process all the unbearable horrors and losses I experience. Like when they discontinued the Sega Genesis. I bet journaling would've helped me through that difficult time of my life. "Difficult time of your life"? Instead, I sank deep into depression, refused to speak, and painted my Apple Newton black.

'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"