Wedding Surrealist Gifts

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Window in the Sky.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

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Breakfast surreal.

Sausages!