Wedding Surrealist T-Shirts

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Dreams I have had...

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Breakfast surreal.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

The Great Rainbow of China

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

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Ball Pool Peril