Serve Sultan Gifts

'Tennis'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Veterans Day US

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"More croutons, sir?"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Saying Grace.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The Waiter

WAITING ROOM

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Kit makes an appointment

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Abstraction and recognition

Waiting staff

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'One thing about this place - there's no waiting around between courses.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"