Shovel Sultan Gifts

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Let's get organized

"Tommy!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

UFO Shelter

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snowman Driver

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"That's more like it!"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Postman in the Snow

Shovels as Snow Shoes

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Shoveling Snow

An Ottoman Resurgence?

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

Maybe we were supposed to use the stimulus money to fix the potholes by spending it.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

"You are so organized!"

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

Reduced to clear.

'Tennis'

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

Snow Shark

"Shuffle Mode"

"Kkerching."