"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."
Scenes Of Crime Officer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a scene of crime officer? Explore our range of fun and clever items designed to honor their investigative skills. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to say 'appreciated' or add a touch of humor to their workday. Whether they’re passionate about forensic science or have a great sense of humor about their demanding job, our selection offers something unique to brighten their day and recognize their vital work.
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'
Joan Hickson
'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
"We need rain."
'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'
"Number 2. Step forward please."
Slow Night
Next camera crew 5 mins
"So that's where you were last night."
Miami Mice
Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale
'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'
"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."
"Paper or plastic?"
Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"
Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.
Turkey Autopsy
'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'
Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!
'We've got a new DNA database...'
"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"
Penguin identity parade
'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."
Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.
Al Pacino
'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'
Bureau of Missing Persons
"I'm home, with all my DNA."
Scenes Of Crime Officer Gifts Collection
Scenes Of Crime Officer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for scene of crime officers, blending humor and professionalism in every sip.
Scenes Of Crime Officer Pillows
Find a humorous or themed pillow to add personality and comfort to any scene of crime officer’s space.
Scenes Of Crime Officer Prints
Decorate their office or home with prints that celebrate the fascinating world of scene of crime investigation.
Scenes Of Crime Officer T-Shirts
Check out our range of scene of crime officer t-shirts, designed to showcase their dedication with a fun, witty twist.