Scavenging Scenario Lover Gifts

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"We have a favor to ask."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'It's for you.'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Elephant Leak

"Dinnertime already?"

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

Zombie crossing

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Thriller of the Week

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

'Mom!!'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'I've seen you before and, right now, I'm hoping like crazy that it wasn't on a picture in the post office.'

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

Alfred Hitchcock

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.