Scavenging Scenario Lover Prints

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"We have a favor to ask."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'It's for you.'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

Elephant Leak

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"Dinnertime already?"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Zombie crossing

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Thriller of the Week

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

'Mom!!'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

Alfred Hitchcock

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'