Scandal Survivors Pillows

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Trump returns home

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."