Scandal Survivors Mugs

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

VW scandal

Gulliver's Travails

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Sauce close to the PM.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"